The Christopher Buchtmann Conspiracy

February 5th, 2010

Christopher Buchtmann, a young fullback, transferred from Liverpool to Fulham on transfer deadline day in a move which revealed much about the confidence (or lack thereof) that Liverpool supporters have in their club’s administration. So why did the transfer of an under-18 German defender spark controversy?

The price was a matter of concern to many Liverpool fans. Apparently £100,000 is chicken-feed for such a promising youngster. He did only have 18 months left on his contract and he was picked up on a free transfer. But supporters on forums did not believe that it was value for money, a meaningful contribution to the player budget (even at the Academy) or have confidence that the administrators (still with a small a) would have the expertise to demand performance bonuses if he went on to be a successful adult.

Others saw it as further evidence that Rafa Benitez was wrong to conduct the extensive overhaul of academy staff last summer. They examined the role of Malcolm Elias who was the scout of young talent we had poached from Southampton but has now moved to Fulham. This view was reinforced by rumours (which just won’t go away in Sky Sports parlance) linking striking hotshot Lauri Dalla Valle with a move in the same direction – a transfer for David Amoo was later added in the mix.

For an even more select few it was evidence that Liverpool is failing to nurture promising young players. For them, Dani Pacheco should have been in the first team squad ahead of players like Voronin and Buchtmann should have had more of a chance at reserve team level, after his promotion to Melwood on the summer. Some point to him playing on the right side of midfield for much of this year and conclude that he must have been mis-treated.

Thankfully in this case it could not be used as evidence of the managers blind faith in foreign talent over local lads. The player keeping him out of the reserve team was scouser Robbie Threlfall.

For another group it was proof that there are disciplinary problems at the Academy. They point to the early departure of fellow German Marvin Pourie – who appears to have fallen put with subsequent coaches – and presume Buchtmann must have been on the ale or just showing a lack of determination.

Rumours will always spread around a football community and Liverpool is a fertile city for gossip. But the presumption that there was an intriguing story behind the move reveals much about supporters confidence in the running of the club and the unchallenged rumours of yester year.

These are the same supporters who’ve read (unchallenged) reports that Nathan Eccleston was going to move to Blackburn after being promoted to Melwood only to be sent back to the Academy because the first team base was ‘full’. Rumours also suggested we lost centreback Robert Huth last year because no-one remembered to renew his contract. And we heard of splits in the dressing room and amongst the coaches which demoralised young players.

Appointing Kenny Dalglish to oversee the Academy and taking personal responsibility for the operation may have been a smart move by Rafa but it’s not enough to give fans confidence.

Football, particularly at this level is still an opaque world, where fans see a few YouTube clips, four of five youth cup games and suddenly know the quality of a player. Where the myriad of associates (family members of the 100+ players associated with the young sides) mean that many more people might be ‘in the know’ and where simple explanations are discarded in favour of incompetece and scandal.

What if Christopher Buchtmann just fancied a bit of extra money? Perhaps that’s what brought him here in the first place. Maybe managemet has more confidence in Threlfall and Mavinga and knew his opportunities would be limited. Maybe, as a short-ish full back who’s not much younger than Insua, he didn’t fancy the challenge. And maybe he wasn’t best pleased at having to develop his right peg. Or maybe it’s all the agent / girlfriend / national team’s fault.

But the story reveals important parts of modern football: that £100,000 profit on a teenager is assumed to be bad business; there’s that much interest in an under-18 player who has never played 2 full games at reserve team level. That a little transparency is not enough; if fans don’t know the facts they fill in the gaps.

Axa Health: complaining via blogging

February 1st, 2010

A friend of a friend has had real problems with her Axa healthcare policy. She feels completely let down. As is often the case in difficult situations, the failure of the company to deal with her problems properly has only served to exacerbate the original complaint.

I helped her (in a small way) by creating a blog to record her experiences and notify others of the problems with complaining about Axa Health.

The latest I hear is that Axa are now delaying the ombudsman process so let’s hope that the blog can remind the company of its duties to protect its reputation better than it cared for this customer.

I love my iphone but

January 30th, 2010

There are lots of great things about having an iPhone but it’s not ‘all good’ (as our southern hemisphere friends might say).

1. Terrible for classical music
Ok, so this isn’t exclusively the fault of the iPhone but Apples in general. iTunes is terrible for navigating through classical music. You’d normally search by composer but two pieces by Beethoven might be filed differently (under Ludwig or Beethoven). It doesn’t handle movements properly and gives unintuitive prominence to conductors and orchestras. And of course having classical pieces renders the shuffle function useless.

2. Reception
I’ve gotten used to having no reception at home – it’s always been a problem for o2 in Hackney. But what’s really frustrating is the wait to use the phone after coming out of an area of no reception. I had a 6 minute wait after exiting Liverpool Street last night before I could tell the nanny that I’d be late. And then it’s slow telling you there’s no reception. You can be on the tube and the display says you can make a call.

And it’d be easier to live with if the phone worked through wifi. Being able to browse but not call is bizarre for a phone.

3. No draft text messages / outbox
Because of the reception problems it’s all the more important that when you have none you can write an SMS, press send and know that when you have coverage it will go – like phones do. iPhones don’t. And as nice as the forward feature is, nothing beats a serviceable queue.

4. Auto capitalisation
After three months I still haven’t got used to the auto capitalisation feature. When you write something, delete and the press space, caps lock turns on. I can’t imagine ever finding that more useful than not. And don’t get me started on the auto contraction of its to it’s.

5. One sync lead
You get a plug and a lead when you get the iPhone. The plug will charge it with the lead and you can also use the lead to sync with you computer or play the phone through the stereo. Which means when you really need to charge the under- performing battery, you’ve never got the bits you need. Just one more sync lead would do it – or using a USB at both ends of the device. Come on Apple, don’t be cheap: I’ve bought a premium device.

6. Auto rotating
The auto rotating feature just doesn’t work properly – never has. It’s meant to rotate the display when you hold it horizontally. It does, but infrequently. And of course if you are using your phone whilst on the move, it does when you don’t want it.

7. Cut and paste
I’m really pleased that my iPhone has cut and paste functionality. And I can swallow not being able to use two applications simultaneously. But what’s really frustrating is not being able to cut and paste comprehensively. For example, if I want to put in my contacts the number of someone who’s just called me, I shouldn’t have to find a pen. And if I copy a phone number from webmail it would be nice to be able to paste it into an SMS.

8. The keyboard
I’ve got pretty useful fingers thanks to 25 years of playing the Cello. But even that isn’t sufficient for more than 60% accuracy on the phone. And the constant revert to querty is annoying if you are entering a number with spaces. That doesn’t fill me with excitement for the ipad (which the iPhone auto corrects as upas – go figure).

9. Done, Go, Login
When entering a password on a website you sometimes have as many as three options: done (top right in blue) go (on the keyboard) and login (on the browser). Only one of them has the desired affect whilst two others mean you have to re-enter your password, frustrating when it’s 11 digits.

10. No flash
Ok, so maybe developers shouldn’t use flash. But I miss out on vital news like Rafa’s teamsheet the minute it’s printed, simply because the lead story is published in flash.

This dull moan isn’t meant to be a damning indictment of Apple. But I’ve bought a premium product which needs work. And it’s only been revised once in 3 years (the 3gs).

The launch of the ipad is a useful reminder that Apple is great for first movers but once the company moves onto The Next Big Thing consumers of older products get left behind. If it was made by Nokia we’d be on version 7140 already.