Other Matthew Cains
Thanks to my name being spelt in the biblical fashion – and that of the Liverpool-based brewery – I don’t have the same name confusion as others (think Theresa May and Teresa May). But thanks to my genius in all things digital, my site means that I often get calls from people looking for other Matthew Cains.
So, to reduce the confusion (and cynically further boost my SEO efforts) I have compiled the definitive list of the other Matthew Cains.
Matthew Cain, channel 4 arts correspondent. Close to Will Young (allegedly). Don’t call me about that. Nor about my views on Big Brother (as a Channel 4 journalist did last month). I’m not as fussed as he is about the future of arts funding, even if I am pissed off at the cuts to funding of the Horniman and Geffrye Museums.
Matthew Cain, the vice president of Gartner, who is an expert in email analysis. Yes really.
Matthew Cain the baseball player, whom I attribute to the considerable traffic to my site for people looking for Matthew Cain’s wife. If you are looking for my wife (whose interests lie almost exclusively in Hackney) you are best of looking here.
But if you really do want to talk about LFC, Trufflenet, digital intelligence, living in Hackney, party funding or my stunning run in the subutteo championships of 1991, give me a call.