Stepping into the unknown: Liverpool season preview 2010-11

August 15th, 2010

When I recorded my thoughts at the start of last season I was full of trepidation. As my worst fears were realised it was little comfort that I’d thought it all possible. And I don’t want to be wrong this year. So with total certainty, I can declare that this season is uncertain. We are stepping into the unknown.

Most importantly, our league challenge (for fourth place) could be over by September or, more worryingly, before the transfer window shuts. With tough early fixtures against top sides and bogey teams, Hodgson’s budget honeymoon may come to a shattering end.

We can also be fairly certain that Liverpool FC will have new owners at some point during the year. The Hicks and Gillett LBO nightmare is playing out its final stages but we don’t know whether the new owner will be a rich knight, a dodgy speculator or RBS.

There are rational reasons to be optimistic for the team’s chances. We haven’t signed bad players; as a unit we know they are almost as good as any other (it’s not a wholly different team from the one that finished second) they can’t be as bad as last year and whatever happened last summer (remember how bad pre-season was as an omen) is now consigned to history. None of the other top sides – Manchester City excluded – are demonstrably stronger this year.

But there are plenty of reasons to be pessimistic about the team’s chances. We haven’t signed particularly good players at the peak of their careers. You’d expect the early start to the season and a long Uefa Cup run will be damaging at some point. We will always be playing catch-up on a Sunday afternoon. More importantly, Roy Hodgson has been unable to deal with any of the most obvious weaknesses in the team:

  • a lack of defenders that attack the ball,
  • a lack of height in important positions
  • fullback
  • Second striker

There are a number of factors which are up in the air. A new medical team was recruited to lessen the prospect of soft tissue injuries – but when will they have an impact? Carragher says that training was as hard as he could remember in pre-season, but will that mean we fade away at the end of the season?

The factors that worry me most for the medium term are:

  • Goalkeeping. The happiness of Pepe Reina is immensley important. And it’s one area where teaching all the youngsters in the same way was clearly having an impact. But now Hodgson wants to sign Brad Jones. And who is the goalkeeping coach?
  • We don’t know what will remain and what will change of the team’s structure. Frank McParland has said that he hasn’t talked to Hodgson yet about what he wants from the young sides. Will they be playing the same formation as the first team? Or will LFC be abandoning 4-2-3-1 just as world football adopts it as a standard?
  • We don’t know what chances there will be for young players coming through. Benitez or a member of his staff were always t reserve team games. Will Roy or Sammy be as committed?

A month ago, I would have settled with a 7th place finish this season. With the futures of Torres and Gerrard uncertain, not going backwards was the key objective. Now, I’m not so sure. But would any of the big players hang around if we finish again outside the Champions League places and fail to win a significant cup?

I haven’t lost that tinge of excitement at the start of a new football season. But I also know what an emotional investment it is; that it will end up in disappointment but there will be flashes of ecstasy and despair on the way. Will this season be worth it?

Quitting Sky Sports might make my year

August 12th, 2010

The first thing I did when I came back from holiday was to quit Sky. I won’t miss anything but Sky Sports. The Sky customer magazine was waiting on the doorstep so I called the number and cancelled my subscription, which I have had since I left students halls in 2001.

I realiased before I went on holiday that I just watched too much TV. There would be evenings when I’d sit down on the couch after putting Eloise to bed and promise myself half an hour TV before dinner. That would turn into an hour, then a further hour during dinner. Then it would be 10pm and I’d be having to wake up early to catch up on the things I should have done the previous night. It had to stop.

In Cyburbia James Harkin estimates that the total amount of time it took to write wikipedia amounts to the length of time America spends watching TV commercials in a SINGLE WEEKEND. That’s what a time-sapper TV really is. And, fair credit to the Sky call centre operative, he didn’t argue when I said that I was cancelling it because I watched too much of it.

Tonight, I was reminded just why. I started 30 minutes during dinner which turned into an hour as I hopped between some comically bad T20 cricket (featuring 3 people in the stands and some awful fielding from Imran Tahir) a Barenboim Beethoven masterclass with the sort of ugly people in the audience that would have had Margaret McDonagh shaking, an episode of Friends I’d already seen and a review of the 2008/09 Premiership season which was an average one for Liverpool. A true waste of time. No-one wrote in Abe Lincoln’s biography that he achieved extraordinary things channel hopping during the civil war. So now it’s all gone.

So just wait to be amazed at what is possible without the power of Sky (and an extra £25 a month in my wife’s pocket). Next challenge: staying sober when I’m down the pub watching Liverpool games twice a week.

The key to successful fatherhood

August 10th, 2010

One week on holiday and – more importantly – two days back at work has taught me the key to successful fatherhood. It’s only taken two and a half years and it was blindingly obvious but as with all things straight in front of your nose (particularly one as big and fat as mine) it’s sometimes hard to see.

The key to successful fatherhood? Little and often. I realised that Eloise – much as she enjoyed spending all day (and most of the night) with me on holiday, got a far greater sense of excitment from seeing me come home from work than she did on holiday. When she greets me now she wants to tell me about her day, what she did, who she met and what her mummy did for her. On holiday, by that time of day neither of us had anything left to say to each other. So short bursts work well; they build her excitement and I can be really engaged with her.

Often is important, too. I know that I need to see her a lot to be able to follow her changing interests, her new achievements and particularly to understand her developing speech. Infrequent, little visits would just leave us too unfamiliar with each other, with too little understanding to make the time worthwhile.

There is one other important thing – dependability. Any child – but particularly young children – need to be able to depend on their parents. Knowing that I will be there to let her out of her ‘cage’ first thing in the morning, to bathe her at night is important. But talking about providing certainty is a little dull.

The only problem with the key to successful fatherhood? I suspect that it runs contrary to marriage harmony.